Pinky And The Brain

Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the
stick pig, and the brick pig.  One day this nasty old wolf came up
to the straw pig’s house and said, "I’m gonna huff and puff, and
blow your house down."
  So he did!
  The straw pig went running over to the stick pig’s house and said,
"Let me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!!"
  The stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up and
said, "I’m gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down!" 
  And he did!
  So, the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick
pig’s house and said, "Let us in! The wolf just blew down our houses
and we’re scared!"
  So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them and
said, "I’m gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down."
  While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the stick pig
were so scared!  But the brick pig picked up the phone and called a
friend. A few minutes passed and all of a sudden this big, black
stretch limousine drove up. Out came two massive pigs in pinstriped
suits and fedoras. These huge pigs came over to the wolf and grabbed
him by the neck and proceeded to beat the crap out of him. One of
them pulled out a gun and fired into the wolf’s mouth. Then they got
back into their limo and drove off, leaving the wolf dead on the
street.
  The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed! They asked the brick
pig, "Who the hell were those guys?"
  And the brick pig said, "Oh, those are my cousins, the Guinea Pigs."

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